Monday, May 5, 2008

The French Guide to "Perfectly Shameless Cleavages"

Produced by an aide to French President Nicolas Sarkozy!
French girl (Random French girl)
An oglers' guide to the sexual charms of France's "magnificent women" has been produced - by a senior aide to President Nicolas Sarkozy.

The controversial book lists numerous districts of Paris and what men can expect to find there.

Menilmontant, for example, is full of "perfectly shameless cleavages, radiant breasts often uncluttered by a bra."

Remind me again...why do we hate the French???

Female residents of Madeleine, a more upmarket area where France's First Lady Carla Sarkozy has a home, are noted for their "sublime legs".

There are also tips on the best position in a particular bar to get an "unbeatable view" up women's skirts as they climb a spiral staircase.
Oh, yeah! Hardly sporting, what?

H/T Hot Air

Cross posted at Say Anything
Update: By popular demand, I added a photo for illustration purposes only.
Update II: I have been informed that the picture is one Eva Green
She was “random” in that, when I was obliquely requested to illustrate the thread…

"This thread is useless without pictures."

I did an image search for French girls, by the regions mentioned in the guide, and this was the first image I found to show “cleavage” and not her entire “birthday suit”.

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