Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Sarah Palin Facts

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Like Chuck Norris, only prettier!


Sarah Palin facts:

It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.

Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.

Little known fact: NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.

Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.


Hat tip The Corner
Cross posted at Say Anything

4 comments:

  1. Proof, Can you please warn those of us reading if a post will cause the snorting of coffee from laughter?

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  2. Okay: “Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines”

    Heh.

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  3. Little known fact: Sarah Palin is on loan from the Justice League.

    Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.

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