Saturday, May 16, 2009

Biden's Loose Lips Flap Uncontrollably (Again!)

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Think President Obama ever prays for lockjaw??? Heh.


A fairly insignificant little man, a known liar, shoots off his mouth about something he really shouldn’t just to make himself sound more important to the people he’s speaking to…sound familiar?
It’s foot-in-mouth Joe Biden, not content to make stuff up about his grades, or FDR’s televised chats during the Great Depression, now resorts to telling the truth about things better left unsaid:

Ever wonder about that secure, undisclosed location where Dick Cheney secreted himself after the 9/11 attacks? Joe Biden reveals the bunker-like room is at the Naval Observatory in Washington, where Cheney lived for eight years and which is now home to Biden. The veep related the story to his head-table dinner mates when he filled in for President Obama at the Gridiron Club earlier this year. He said the young naval officer giving him a tour of the residence showed him the hideaway, which is behind a massive steel door secured by an elaborate lock with a narrow connecting hallway lined with shelves filled with communications equipment.


Geez, Joe! Why don’t you paint a bullseye on the place while you’re at it? If the Vice President’s residence is ever successfully targeted, I believe we should call the resulting crater the “Joseph Biden 'I can’t Keep My Mouth' Shut Memorial Hole in the Ground” so that future generations may marvel at his powers of discretion!

Hat tip Gateway Pundit Oops!... Blabbermouth Biden Reveals Location of Hidden Bunker
Cross posted at Say Anything

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