Garden Theory of Rescuing Hostages:
Jimmy Carter: Rose Garden
You may remember that Carter hunkered down in the Rose Garden, apparently doing nothing to free the Iranian hostages, but was able to hide safely from a primary challenge from Teddy Kennedy. (Thank God for roses!)
Barack Obama: Broccoli Garden
Michelle's Veggie Garden must be the place where Obama hangs out, apparently doing nothing to free the Egyptian hostages, but he has no need to hide out, because the MSM is pretty much ignoring the hostage situation or Barry's inability to bring it to an end.
Joe Biden: Olive Garden
Count Joey in for the all-you-can-eat breadsticks.