Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Most Children Play "Doctor"...
Malibu, CA (AP): Tragically, Ken® Mattel® of Malibu was found dead last Saturday, in the Malibu beach house he shared with long time common law wife Barbie® Mattel® (no relation).
An apparent suicide, his body was discovered in their kitchen, on his knees with his head stuck in an EZ Bake oven.
Attorney spokesperson for the couple, Hillary Rodham, was unavailable for comment, but did send out a press release to the effect that Ken® had been "despondent" lately.
No suicide note has been found. Closed casket services are scheduled for this coming Friday.