Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...


I may not be exactly sure what they're selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Drawing the Short Straw

KiRKWOOD




Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Quote(s) du jour

"We are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life."
-Viola Davis

The only profession narcissistic enough to think they are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life!

Monday, February 27, 2017

Golden Oldie: Three of These Guys are Serial Killers...

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...the other's just a California Democrat. Something in the eyes...

Best Oscar: Warren's Piece

When Dogs Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Dogs

Saw a post by Doug Hagin on some of the "common sense" regulations some folks would like to put on gun owners. Their motto: "We don't want to take your guns...but we do have a bridge we'd like to sell you!"

It occurred to me that dogs have been known to injure and even kill people, so what if we were to apply the same "common sense" laws and regulations to dog ownership?



Mandatory dog registration- owner carries registration card that lists all dogs owned. Failing to register your dog would be a felony.

No adoptions unless done through a central registration office. Dogs must be picked up at central registration office.

No "straw purchases" of dogs to be given to someone else.

Mandatory government approved muzzle required to transport dog to your home.

Mandatory government approved, locked kennel required; only registered owner will have combination/key. (The government may, however, wish to check on the security of your kennel from time to time)

Mandatory obedience school classes and shots.

No more than two dogs may be purchased within a calendar year, unless you possess a Federal Fido License. (Trust the government to know just how many dogs you are permitted to own.)

Dogs may not be walked in public, or transported in vehicles, except initial purchase and trips to vet's office.

Waiting period for pet adoption extended to three months to allow all paperwork to pass. New owner will be responsible for food and kennel costs, pending adoption. (This may raise the cost of obtaining your dog)

People under 21 prohibited from owning/ caring for dogs.

Extensive mental evaluation for new and repeat owners.

Mandatory liability insurance for dogs.

The government will tell you the minimum and maximum size, and type of any dog you are allowed to own.
German shepherds largely resemble wolves. Therefore they must be illegal for civilian ownership.

Chihuahuas and dachshunds, the so called Saturday Night Special dogs, are completely prohibited.

Required reporting of stolen dogs within four hours of discovery

Kibble purchases made only for the dog specified on registration. Since there is no "sporting purpose" for large capacity cases of dog food/large bags of kibble/dry food, purchases will be limited to a maximum of six cans and/or a 2# bag. Despite a background check performed before purchasing the dog, background checks may be required before each and every dog food purchase.

DNA samples and microstamping of dog's teeth may be required. Millions of law enforcement dollars that could be utilized to investigate, solve or prevent actual crime, will be diverted to endless cataloguing and maintaining a largely useless database. Microstamping is largely useless in identifying bite marks in soft, fleshy objects, and will tend to wear naturally as your dog chews, rendering it further useless. But really, what price can we put on safety? It's for the children!
(Microstamping your dog's teeth will add an additional $200 to the price of your pet.)

If one of your dogs is suspected of a dog related crime, all of your dogs may be seized, and pending an investigation, might not be returned to you and destroyed.

Any time a dog commits an attack, anywhere on the planet, your dog may be subject to new regulations as we determine necessary.

If you fly your dog from one dog friendly state to another, but you have a layover in an anti-dog state, you may be arrested and have your dog taken from you.




Have I covered everything? I feel as though I must be leaving something out! Some of the "common sense" laws above already apply to gun owners. Others are merely being proposed.

I remember a story, back in the day, when gear shift levers were typically on the steering column, that a man left his dog in his pickup truck, with the motor running (the pickup truck, not the dog), when the dog hit the shift lever with his paw and ran over his owner. I don't know if a law prohibiting people from leaving dogs in running vehicles would have prevented this, but, then again, I don't recall it happening since. You cannot always legislate bad things from happening, particularly should people choose not to obey those laws.

No one has proposed any new law that would have prevented the Sandy Hook tragedy in Newtown, though the tragedy is invoked constantly by the gun control Left. None of the laws we have on the books prohibiting bombs kept the Aurora theater shooter from making and planting them. The laws we have against straw purchases did not keep the San Bernadino shooters from obtaining their weapons illegally.

There are already thousands of gun laws on the books. Rather than create new ways to trip up unwary or unsuspecting legal gun owners, how about we focus on enforcing the laws already on the books? Is Chicago's problem that there are no laws against murder or drive by shootings?

The country doesn't need any new gun laws. We need to enforce the laws already passed, and concentrate on dealing harshly with those who use a gun in the commission of a crime. Period.

Oh, and, by the way, if your betters in government can arbitrarily legislate anything that's legal, until it is unaffordable or too much hassle to own, which part of your liberty will they take away next?

KiRKWOOD




Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Quote du jour

Not long after [Andrew Ferguson] and I met, we were driving down Pennsylvania Avenue and encountered some or another noisy pinko demonstration. “How come,” I asked Andy, “whenever something upsets the Left, you see immediate marches and parades and rallies with signs already printed and rhyming slogans already composed, whereas whenever something upsets the Right, you see two members of the Young Americans for Freedom waving a six-inch American flag?”

“We have jobs,” said Andy.
-P. J. O’Rourke

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Classic KiRKWOOD




Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Quote du jour

"Christianity and science are opposed...but only in the same sense as that which my thumb and forefinger are opposed - and between them, I can grasp everything."
-Sir William Bragg

Saturday, February 25, 2017

A Little Saturday Night Music

The Corrs - Breathless

KiRKWOOD




Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Best of the Web*

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*…that I’ve seen all week!
Political/SocioEconomic
12 workers fired for not showing up for work, taking part in stupid protest

Donald Trump vs. the Deep State

Illegal fundraiser for the Clintons made secret tape because he feared being ASSASSINATED over what he knew




Videos

Maxine Waters Admits To Lying To Get Social Security Card -Caution! 45 seconds of The View!




Culture
Cartoonist Said He Drew DeVos In Iconic Civil Rights Painting To Open A Dialogue

Vietnam #MedalOfHonor awardees challenge Dick Blumenthal

Hecklers at Town Hall Meeting Boo Opening Prayer, Pledge of Allegiance -because you can't fake class!








Technology
Finish Line Looms for Google Lunar XPrize Finalists




Photoshops/Cartoons/Graphics

Cartoon of the Day – NRO

Flopping Aces -Sunday Funnies

John Cox- KiRKWOOD, KiRKWOOD, KiRKWOOD, KiRKWOOD

Today's Toons 2/15/17


Nerd Thought for the Week

Today's Toons 2/16/17

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Poster Leaked

Today's Toons 2/17/17

Today's Toons 2/20/17


Today's Toons 2/21/17







Linkfests:
Larwyn's Linx: The Elites Are Revolting

In The Mailbox: 02.20.17

Larwyn's Linx: The Ninth Circuit’s Stay On Trump’s Immigration Order Is Legal Garbage

In The Mailbox: 02.21.17

Larwyn's Linx: The Press is the Enemy

In The Mailbox: 02.22.17

Larwyn's Linx: Moon Wars... Madness and Chaos: the Left in the Time of Trump

In The Mailbox: 02.23.17

Larwyn's Linx: DHS Secretary Calls for Immediate Construction of Border Wall

In The Mailbox: 02.24.17

Larwyn's Linx: Cruz: Congress should use 'all authority' to rein in activist judges



Rule Five Roundup:
(While all Rule Five posts may be NSFW, I generally only flag the ones that are certainly NSFW)

90 Miles From Tyranny - Hot pick, girls with guns

American Power- Westworld's Angela Sarafyan, Emily Ratajkowski Hacked Nude Photos , Hailey Clauson Intimates Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2017, Nina Agdal Maxim Cover Girl, Eugenie Bouchard, Hailey Clauson

By Other Means - Cosplay, Tap Rack & Bang, Seeing Red

Daily Mail - Katie Lee

The Daley Gator – Daley Babes: Catherine Lough Haggquist, Hitomi Yasueda, Ya Ya Dacosta

Good Monday Morning, Fishnet Friday

EBL - Heather Locklear, Heather Thomas

Feral Irishman - Frideyes

Friday Night Babe - Florence Faivre!

Good Stuff's Cyber World #282

Knuckledraggin' My Life Away - Good Morning Girl, Good Morning Girl, Good Morning Girl, Good Morning Girl, Fanny Friday, Good Morning Girl

Pirates Cove - Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup, If all you see..., If all you see..., If all you see..., If all you see..., If all you see..., If all you see..., If all you see...

Flowing Curves of Beauty

Sex in Advertising - Calvin Klein

Emily Ratajkowski

The Right Way -Friday Babe, Rule 5 Saturday LinkOrama

Theo Spark – Samantha Hoopes

The Other McCain- Rule Five Sunday

Vintage Babe of the Week – Jinx Falkenburg!

Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Your Crazy Uncle Bubba - Tite Dresses


Use the comments as an open thread on any of these topics. Please send links of news, commentary, choice humor or Rule Fivage to: Proof.Positive@Hotmail.com

Quote du jour

There's this commercial that asks, "Can a protein found in jellyfish improve your memory?"
So I tried some, and it occurred to me, "That guy with a speargun looks familiar!"
-Mike B.

Friday, February 24, 2017

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Vintage Babe of the Week

Tonight's Vintage Babe* is Jinx Falkenburg!
(*a.k.a. Rule Five)



Environmental Justice Warrior Hypocrites


More environmental hypocrisy here.

KiRKWOOD




Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Quote du jour

"As long as the press is mindlessly partisan and bereft of self-discipline, capitalizing on that is just good politics."

-Glenn Reynolds

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Medal of Honor



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Specialist Fourth Class Thomas James Kinsman


Citation:

For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity in action at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty Sp4c. Kinsman (then Pfc.) distinguished himself in action in the afternoon while serving as a rifleman with Company B, on a reconnaissance-in-force mission. As his company was proceeding up a narrow canal in armored troops carriers, it came under sudden and intense rocket, automatic weapons and small-arms fire from a well entrenched Viet Cong force. 
The company immediately beached and began assaulting the enemy bunker complex. Hampered by exceedingly dense undergrowth which limited visibility to 10 meters, a group of 8 men became cut off from the main body of the company. As they were moving through heavy enemy fire to effect a link-up, an enemy soldier in a concealed position hurled a grenade into their midst. Sp4c. Kinsman immediately alerted his comrades of the danger, then unhesitatingly threw himself on the grenade and blocked the explosion with his body. As a result of his courageous action, he received severe head and chest wounds. 
Through his indomitable courage, complete disregard for his personal safety and profound concern for his fellow soldiers, Sp4c. Kinsman averted loss of life and injury to the other 7 men of his element. Sp4c. Kinsman's extraordinary heroism at the risk of his life, above and beyond the call of duty, are in keeping with the highest traditions of the military service and reflect great credit upon himself, his unit, and the U.S. Army.


Sp4c. Kinsman: We humbly salute you and thank you for your service.

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Hat tip Home of Heroes

There are seventy eight living MoH recipients today. Their names and their stories should not be forgotten. My mission is to honor one of those heroes here each week, and salute them for their courage and sacrifice. In the words of John Fitzgerald Kennedy:

“A nation reveals itself not only by the men it produces, but also by the men it honors; the men it remembers.”

KiRKWOOD




Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Quote du jour

"The proof is in the polling"
-Meghan McCain

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...


I may not be exactly sure what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

KiRKWOOD




Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Quote du jour

"No, we are not a compassionate society."
-Sen. Bernie Sanders

Monday, February 20, 2017

Classic KiRKWOOD




Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Quote du jour

“I admired Casablanca very much. I thought it was a very well put-together piece of schwarmerei*, with just the right measure of every ingredient and all that crap, and of course, tremendous luck, because they were making it up as they went along...The war flattened everybody’s taste in a very curious way. The best thing they could do in the movies was some delirious piece of fabrication like Casablanca. That was the great work of art, during the whole period of the war. Nothing else.”
-Orson Welles

*excessive enthusiasm or sentimentality

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Classic KiRKWOOD



Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Quote du jour

“Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

Saturday, February 18, 2017

A Little Saturday Night Music

Here Comes the Sun: A Tribute to George Harrison by Paul Simon, David Crosby and Graham Nash

Classic KiRKWOOD



Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Best of the Web*

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*…that I’ve seen all week!
Political/SocioEconomic
Study Reveals 72 Terrorists Came From Countries Covered by #Trump Vetting Order


FLASHBACK: 3 Somalian Immigrants Stabbed 24 People In 3 TERRORIST ATTACKS On U.S. Soil In 2016


9th Circuit: Illegal aliens have no right to an attorney

Investigation of Voter Affidavit Fraud Abandoned by (Dem) NH AG

The #NoDAPL Protesters Abandoned Hundreds of Cars and Now They’re an Ecological Threat




Videos
84 Lumber Super Bowl Ad Remix

Sanitation crews work to remove massive amounts of garbage from DAPL protest camp before spring thaw

Mark Steyn: Conservatism & the Facts of Life (2014)

Tucker Carlson Tonight: Liberal NYU Student Wants To Shut Down College Republicans

Send-up of sappy leftist commercials on SNL




Culture
This is a perfect example of how liberals take a problem and make it yours

Justice Department Kills Obama’s Pervs-In-The-Girls-Bathroom Rule





Technology
Sony has patented a contact lens that is blink powered and records video

Time To Repeal Energy Star, The EPA’s Brand Of Fake “Energy Efficiency”

"Space Archaeologists" Find Hundreds of Pyramids, Lost Tombs, and Forgotten Cities





Photoshops/Cartoons/Graphics

Cartoon of the Day – NRO

Flopping Aces -Sunday Funnies

John Cox- KiRKWOOD,KiRKWOOD, KiRKWOOD, KiRKWOOD


ANIMATION: The Reason Democrats Love Open Borders

Today's Toons 2/9/17

Take heed, men

Today's Toons 2/10/17

Democrats then and now

Today's Toons 2/14/17

Oh, that's gonna leave a psychological mark

Friday Funnies




Linkfests:
Larwyn's Linx: You Say You Want a Revolution

In The Mailbox: 02.13.17


Larwyn's Linx: With Trump's order in limbo, states take action against sanctuary cities

In The Mailbox: 02.14.17

Larwyn's Linx: The Media’s Jihad Against the Trump White House Staff

In The Mailbox: 02.15.17

Larwyn's Linx: Former Obama Officials, Loyalists Waged Secret Campaign to Oust Flynn

In The Mailbox: 02.16.17

Larwyn's Linx: Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer Reveals Who Was ‘Directly’ Behind Mike Flynn Phone Leaks

In The Mailbox: 02.17.17

Larwyn's Linx: On Way Out, Obama, Get This, Conferred Broad New Powers on the NSA





Rule Five Roundup:
(While all Rule Five posts may be NSFW, I generally only flag the ones that are certainly NSFW)

90 Miles From Tyranny - Morning Mistress, girls with guns, girls with guns, girls with guns, Hot pick

American Power- Emily DiDonato

Angry Mike's Hood - Foxy Friday

By Other Means - Cosplay, Tap Rack & Bang, Seeing Red, Imported Cheesecake

The Daley Gator – Daley Babes: Sibongile Mlambo, Gina Hiraizumi, Marlo Thomas, Aoi Akane


Good Monday Morning
, Fishnet Friday: Laissez le bon temps rouler!

EBL - Chrissy Teigen

Feral Irishman - Friday Femme Fatale, Spandex Beats Gravity

Friday Night Babe - Lena Katina

Good Stuff's Cyber World #281

Knuckledraggin' My Life Away - Milfy Monday, Good Morning Girl, Good Morning Girl, Good Morning Girl, Good Morning Girl, Good Morning GirlFanny Friday, Good Morning girl

Pirates Cove - Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup, If all you see..., If all you see..., If all you see..., If all you see..., If all you see..., If all you see...

Flowing Curves of Beauty

Sex in Advertising - Zoe Duchesne

“Muscle Barbie”

The Right Way -Friday Babe, Rule 5 Saturday LinkOrama

Theo Spark – SI Swimsuit 2017 Is Almost HERE!, Kate Upton, Chrissy Teigen

The Other McCain- Rule Five Sunday

Vintage Babe of the Week – Barbara Britton!

Rule 5 Woodsterman Style
, Valentine's Day ~ Woodsterman Style

Your Crazy Uncle Bubba - Shorts, Randomness!, Buenas , Leg Day


Use the comments as an open thread on any of these topics. Please send links of news, commentary, choice humor or Rule Fivage to: Proof.Positive@Hotmail.com

Quote du jour

I have never in my life seen an issue where liberals were voted down on anything and they said, "Well then, I guess that settles it!"
-Mike B.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Friday Night Babe

Tonight's FNB* is Lena Katina!

(*a.k.a. Rule Five Friday)

Breaking News: Source of Democrat Email Leaks Discovered

...seems they used the wrong Norton Anti-Virus!


Norton

KiRKWOOD




Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Quote du jour

Barack Obama may still be the world champion. His insistence that Americans have no right to get on their “high horse” about ISIS’s atrocities because of the misdeeds of Christians a thousand years ago remains the ne plus ultra of whataboutist asininity.
-Jonah Goldberg, on Obama's ability to make a tu quoque argument

Thursday, February 16, 2017

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