Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Satan Worshiper Quits Post at Democratic Party

Here’s a story that may have been overlooked by any nutter who confuses party affiliation with propensity to vice or inclination to malfeasance:

Durham, N.C. — A Durham couple charged with kidnapping, rape and assault was involved with a satanic cult, a prosecutor said on Monday. Joy Johnson and Joseph Craig appeared at a bond hearing Monday.


So far, just your run-of-the-mill, crime story!

...Prosecutors said a man and a woman met Craig through a shared interest in Satan worship, but the pair never consented to physical abuse. Craig shackled his victims to beds, kept them in dog cages and starved them inside his Albany Street home, prosecutors said. He was charged with beating the man with a cane and a cord and with raping the woman.


Okay! Just your run-of-the-mill, Satanic cult crime story! Very nasty individual! Depraved and remorseless.

...Johnson, who was third vice-chair of the Durham County Democratic Party and vice-chair for the Young Democrats, was charged with two counts of aiding and abetting. Prosecutors said she knew her husband planned the crime and watched as they were committed.


Mirabile dictu! Did I spot a “D" in there? Vice chair? Man have they got this gal’s number! Heh.

She has resigned her positions with the Democratic Party, said state Sen. Floyd McKissick, D-Durham.


Wouldn’t want to embarrass the rest of the Dems who haven’t gotten caught yet!

Hat tip to Jammie Wearing Fool
Cross posted at Say Anything

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