AT&T Inc. (T) rose after agreeing to buy T-Mobile USA from Deutsche Telekom AG (DTE) for $39 billion in cash and stock to create America’s largest mobile-phone company.
Is it just me? But, after all these months of T-mobile busting on AT&T, comparing their network as a hip, beautiful babe versus the dorky, balding, middle aged, clueless guy, my idea for their next commercial would be to have the dorky AT&T guy smoking a cigarette, with a big smile on his face, laying next to Miss T-Mobile Hotness in bed.
They could call the commercial:
"Old age and treachery will overcome youth and enthusiasm."