(*a.k.a. Rule Five Friday)
Unidentified protester (enhanced)
Helen Thomas
Joy Behar
Hillary Clinton
Rosie O'Donnell
Barbra Streisand
And finally, Helen Thomas' secret revealed:
How she kept her front row seat in the White House Press Corps:
Update: How could I have forgotten the contributions of Arianna Huffington?
And if you clicked in here from Somewhere Else, the real Friday Night Babe is here.
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My eyes! My eyes! I waited a week to go blind? You are lucky its the first of April....Heh.
ReplyDeleteEye bleach is on aisle three. I'm running a special!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many crow bars were bent and destroyed while prying Rosie into that leather outfit. I never realized leather had such a high tensil strength!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know it's spelled "tensile", got in a hurry...
ReplyDeleteRandy, even butt ugly chicks need some lovin', that's why they make beer! Unfortunately for these girls there's not THAT much beer in the county I live in!
ReplyDeleteCrow bars? These ladies all have the feet for 'em!
ReplyDeleteYou should take it easy on Rosie! She used to be a much slimmer woman. At least, that's what the woman who swallowed her said!
This also brings to light a new possible label to file such posts under. "Hannitized's Hotties"!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you're right, I should take it easy on her. That outfit was probably made of raw leather and much larger when she put it on. She probably broke a sweat waddling out to the front porch to retrieve the morning paper, a couple of hours later both the paramedics and paparazzi arrived.
ReplyDeleteI won't mock Babs for having a fifth farewell tour. Those girls need to be hoisted up!
ReplyDelete"Girls", Mrs. C? Have a little respect for your elders!
ReplyDelete"Hannitized's* Hotties"? Nah. There's a least some evidence that these are all women!
ReplyDelete*Troll's screen name. Not affiliated in any way shape or form with Sean Hannity. Or reality. Or sanity.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete[sound of eyes being gouged out]
Whew!...man, do I feel better now.