Kate Middleton Update, Upskirt, Up and Away! (Rule Five)
I really was not that interested in the Royal Wedding (Or Royal Pudding or Typewriters, for that matter!), but Kate Middleton fever is sweeping the nation. And rather than go back to work, you might as well look at these:
Nothing like boosting your blog's traffic by posting royal upskirts and defending debunked conspiracy theories. Especially when you pride yourself on promoting the truth. Seems pretty morally and intellectually bankrupt to me.
"Nothing like boosting your blog's traffic by posting royal upskirts" You are correct. There is nothing like it. That's why I did it. (Was "Rule Five" in the headline your first clue?) It's my way of getting people into the store, so to speak.
defending debunked conspiracy theories Now I know why you're ashamed to sign your name to this drivel. I was examining the evidence that the document Obama released was less than the genuine article. I examine the evidence before reaching a conclusion, unlike most brain dead liberals, who jump to conclusions like you just did.
Seems pretty morally and intellectually bankrupt to me. Probably why no one gives a flying fig at a rolling doughnut what you think!
Seems pretty morally and intellectually bankrupt to me to engage in ad hominems against someone against whom you apparently cannot compete in honest intellectual debate.
Please! A few more drive by libels, if you would. Throw in something about cowardice, too. Nothing says "irony impaired" like making anonymous comments about how cowardly someone else is!
Either of you gents want to venture a guess as to whether I've got one anonymous commenter with his tighty whiteys in a bunch, or several that travel in a herd?
Not all that enthused about the royal wedding. It kept interfering with my needing to see the local weather 5 times in the morning before it sinks in, although she is an attractive lass. Me thinks the "upskirt" shot was a bit over the top for a site that want's to remain PG-13, but I bet tomorrow morning that shot would look like a glazed donut. Have fun kids. It's your night!
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ReplyDeleteNice idea for some traffic, I saw RSM today was amazed at the amount of traffic he is getting from a Middleton "upskirt" post from many moons ago...
ReplyDeleteNothing like boosting your blog's traffic by posting royal upskirts and defending debunked conspiracy theories. Especially when you pride yourself on promoting the truth. Seems pretty morally and intellectually bankrupt to me.
ReplyDelete"Nothing like boosting your blog's traffic by posting royal upskirts" You are correct. There is nothing like it. That's why I did it. (Was "Rule Five" in the headline your first clue?) It's my way of getting people into the store, so to speak.
ReplyDeletedefending debunked conspiracy theories Now I know why you're ashamed to sign your name to this drivel. I was examining the evidence that the document Obama released was less than the genuine article. I examine the evidence before reaching a conclusion, unlike most brain dead liberals, who jump to conclusions like you just did.
Seems pretty morally and intellectually bankrupt to me. Probably why no one gives a flying fig at a rolling doughnut what you think!
Seems pretty morally and intellectually bankrupt to me to engage in ad hominems against someone against whom you apparently cannot compete in honest intellectual debate.
Please! A few more drive by libels, if you would. Throw in something about cowardice, too. Nothing says "irony impaired" like making anonymous comments about how cowardly someone else is!
Randy: You're welcome!
ReplyDeleteLCR: Might as well take advantage of Royalmania.
Either of you gents want to venture a guess as to whether I've got one anonymous commenter with his tighty whiteys in a bunch, or several that travel in a herd?
Not all that enthused about the royal wedding. It kept interfering with my needing to see the local weather 5 times in the morning before it sinks in, although she is an attractive lass. Me thinks the "upskirt" shot was a bit over the top for a site that want's to remain PG-13, but I bet tomorrow morning that shot would look like a glazed donut. Have fun kids. It's your night!
ReplyDeleteI didn't think the "upskirt" shot looked all that scandalous. Not as bad as some of our own home grown celebs in limos anyway!
ReplyDeleteYours is way better than mine Proof!
ReplyDeleteWe all do what we can, Bob!
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