Monday, October 31, 2011

Taylor Swift Topless? (SFW)

There's a picture circulating out on the Web that is allegedly Taylor Swift, topless.

First of all, I'm not really sure that's Taylor Swift and she's not even holding that guitar!

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H/T The Jawa Report

10 comments:

  1. Not much to see up top, no big deal there. However, she can levitate a guitar - which is much more impressive than her music. In five years, I'm sure she'll still be warbling idiotic songs about a lost love she had in 9th grade.

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  2. Ah, Mrs. C! I'd hoped you would take her under your wing and teach her the ways of a woman!

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  3. As much fun as that sounds, it would appear that men run from her like the plague (see also: Aniston, Jennifer). On the bright side, she'll have a box set of break up songs by the time she's 25.

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  4. That's too bad about Jen. I was going to take her under my wing!

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  5. I'm sure someone in her knitting circle will see this and pass along the information. Just so you know - that chin will poke your eye out!

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  6. Danger is my middle name! (My mom had a weird sense of humor!)

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  7. screw you. this is fake. how gullible you all are.

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    1. Emma, dear! Your 'roid rage is showing. How bitter, angry and stupid you sound! I don't suppose that big guitar I superimposed over the picture didn't give you a clue as to whether I even gave a rat's patoot whether it was fake or not. I posted it as a joke.

      "There's a picture circulating out on the Web...", which was true, "...that is allegedly Taylor Swift", also true, that that was what was being alleged.

      Which part of "allegedly" didn't you quite understand?

      If you can't handle the truth, try to grow a sense of humor, or at least ask the pretty nurse to up your medications. Then, if your blood pressure gets too low, come by and look at some of the things I've posted this year!

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  8. Duh, of course she's not "holding that guitar"; the guitar is not really there; it was used to cover up her chest! Plus you can tell it's her, because that's what she looked like before she became famous. That picture of her was probably taken before she was well-known, so she probably didn't think everyone would find out about it. Don't you think, if the picture is fake, they would have used a more recent picture of her? See, she is NOT a good role-model. Plus she can't last 2 minutes without a boyfriend!

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    1. And yet, she seems to be the object of your attention. Here it is almost a year later and you're still talking about it. What does that say about you? Envy? Bitterness? Discontent?

      If you feel you are better than she, then be thankful for what you have. If you are envious of her, then focus on those things that build your own sense of self worth and leave her to the tabloids.

      There really is a lot more to life than dwelling on any celebrity and what they might have done years before. Note it in passing and then, move on.

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