Oops, she's fallen and can't seem to get up. Get out of the way, I'll help her up ...with both hands!!!
It's those dang high, spike heels! She gets a nose bleed sometimes!
^ I'm a trained EMT...as far as you know!
I have a certificate from the Red Cross. Maybe I should laminate it and carry it with me...just in case?
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Yes, it is normal to feel that type of pressure in these circumstances mam. I'm just doing my job, mam....and by the way mam, my name is Proof, not Spartacus, I'm a trained professional!
^ lies told after closing time...
I don't have to lie. I was a doctor in a play once. I can give free medical advice...to the right patients!
Oops, she's fallen and can't seem to get up.
ReplyDeleteGet out of the way, I'll help her up ...with both hands!!!
It's those dang high, spike heels! She gets a nose bleed sometimes!
Delete^ I'm a trained EMT...as far as you know!
ReplyDeleteI have a certificate from the Red Cross. Maybe I should laminate it and carry it with me...just in case?
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DeleteYes, it is normal to feel that type of pressure in these circumstances mam. I'm just doing my job, mam....and by the way mam, my name is Proof, not Spartacus, I'm a trained professional!
ReplyDelete^ lies told after closing time...
ReplyDeleteI don't have to lie. I was a doctor in a play once. I can give free medical advice...to the right patients!
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