Friday, October 19, 2012

Quote du jour

Michelle Obama says obesity is the #1 security threat to the US. Coincidentally, her backside is the nation's Strategic Lipids Reserves. Obama taps it only in times of extreme emergency!


  1. You should be writing for Letterman!

    Nevermind... Late night "comedians" only joke about conservatives...

    1. Thank you very much! I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

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    1. You're being generous. Maybe a triple wide...

  3. Notice, too, that if obesity is the "Number one security threat to the US", then I guess we can stop worrying about attempts to bomb the federal Reserve Bank and attacks on our embassies?

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    Always knew this was a scumbag low-life site, run by real losers for fellow failures.

    What next, insults/smears/slanders/ against the President's underage daughters?

    Ema Nymton

    1. Poor, lame NotMyName! Getting everything backwards, as usual! Should I have put in "Closed Captioning for the Humor Impaired" just for you? What puts the burr under your liberal blanket this time? The fact that we mock, with great humor, the hypocrisy of one who tries to instruct everyone else how they should eat but has a backside, as one person put it, "wider than the backside of a '58 Buick"?

      Or the fact that she trivializes actual threats to our national security (like "terrorism", which her husband will not even name) by singling out "obesity" as the "number one security threat to the US"?

      Not "a" threat, mind you (pun intended, you obviously haven't a mind!), but the number one threat. Please! What planet is she from? That kind of ignorance and stupidity (much like your own) is hard to parody.

      Next, your insults, Emetic, dear, like most of your banal bleating, is dull, unimaginative and pedestrian. Perhaps you could take a writing course? I recommend second grade.

      What's next for you, Ema? Naked pictures of the Pope, Photoshopped into gay porn? (See what I did there? Your lying scumbag, lowlife, implication that I would somehow smear the President's daughters is totally baseless and unfounded, so you pull some random libel out of thin air and ask it. So, I channeled my inner Ema!) BTW, your projection is duly noted.


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