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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

-Dave Barry

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ChuckNovember 6, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Nicer than whom? They're hate filled vermin.
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Apostrophobia: (apostrophobic, adj.) Fear of putting apostrophes in the correct place. A rare mental disorder causing one to omit apostrophes where needed and insert them mindlessly where they do not belong. A cure for Apostrophobia can often be found by completing the third grade!

Avatar: Gives a whole new meaning to "feeling a little blue" now, doesn't it?

"Avatard": Someone who sits on the couch, watching a non-biodegradable disc on his big screen TV, sucking power out of the grid, dreamily thinking about the "simple life".

"Avatard Meister": Someone who releases a new version of "Avatar" on Earth Day, to profit from the gullibility of "Avatards".

"Baracollapse": The S&P rating, the stock market, the economy...

"Barama": Short for "Barack Obama".

Blogger Siteosis: a condition in which there is a greater than normal number of hits on a blog or website. (See "cytosis")

Blogjam: The opposite of blogger siteosis, generally caused by software upgrades, software glitches, or software.

"Capital Beyond the Control of the Capitol": The fear that government has, that somewhere, someone might have some money that is not under government control!

"C.C.C.P.": Church of Climate Change Progressives - "Faith in tearing down capitalism since 1968"

"Celebritician": Celebrity/ politician See: Barry & Michelle

"CFL": Catastrophic Failure Lamps (see also: Exploding Mercury Bombs)

"Chicago Math": Two plus two equals...when counting votes, what would you like it to be?

"Congress Critter": Any member of the House or Senate

Corruptocrat: Any blatantly corrupt member of a party which shall remain nameless. At least, in the MSM stories about them, it remains nameless.

Cowardly Lyin': Virtually any member of the current administration.

"Damnocrat" : Not a rank and file Democrat...I was one of those once! Damnocrats are typically found in the leadership (and socialist meetings when no one is looking!)

"D- bauchery": Any sexual scandal that would sink a Republican, but is a résumé enhancement to Democrats.

"Delusioncrats": Similar to Damnocrats, but more likely to be found following Damnocrats.

"Dog whistle Racism": Only liberals can hear it!

"Droit de Seigneur": Where a man gets his 72 virgins the old fashioned way...one at a time!

Edjumacation: What liberals receive when they are educated beyond their intelligence!

El Jefe Cypher: Barack Obama II

Fauxcumentary: Art form developed by Michael Moore, using dishonest editing to propagandize whichever cause he feels will make him the most money. Sometimes abbreviated "Faux cu".

From your keyboard to God's email! : A variation on "From your lips to God's ears!"

Global Warming Precipitate: We used to call it "snow".

Gooberfletcher: An irrelevant, but mostly harmless person. "One who puts feathers on peanuts".

He Who Shall Not Be Re-elected™: See "(the) Least Serious President in the History of the Republic™"

Keith D'OH-lbermann: A talentless hack who receives more attention from people on the Internet for the outrageous things he says, than have ever watched his show on MSLSD.

King George Obama III: Known for raising taxes and passing legislation contrary to the consent of the governed.

(the) Least Serious President in the History of the Republic™: Barack Hussein Obama II (see: "He Who Shall Not Be Re-elected™")

Massage-gynist: Someone who rubs women the wrong way

Midas Touch: With Obama, it's like the muffler: Lots of noise, hot air and mildly toxic fumes.

Mooove On dot org: The not so gentle lowing of cattle and sheep prodded by the nipping and yapping of its herd dogs.

"Morning Sedition": NPR programing for the Left of Left of Center.

Nonument : Bridge or high speed rail to nowhere, etc.

Nostradumbass: Rather than actually reading what you write, some liberals use their Amazing Kreskin power of mind reading to divine what you really, really think about something!

Obamacon: I think you can break it down to its component parts: Obama con.

"Obama Justice Department": See: "Oxymoron"

"ObaMonopoly": Game where government controls health care, auto companies, student loans, etc.

"Obamoses" : (via Michael Ramirez) One who leads the Children of Israel back into Egypt

"Our Time, Our Talent and Our Treasure": What we need to give to take this country back!

"Oxymoron": See: "Obama Justice Department"

Paulbotulism: While extremely small amounts can paralyze the brain, taken in large quantity, it can kill a political movement.

Premature Espeechulation: When the climax of your speech precedes any actual accomplishment.

Potemkin President: Barack Obama, carefully staging events with hermetically sealed, friendly audiences as props.

Proglodyte: A term coined by @ChrisLoesch. Since so many libs never provide evidence for what they bleat, I speculate it's because they're missing links.

Progressieves: Since none of their arguments really “hold water”.

RomneyCare: The Morass in Mass.

"Sarcoid": Sarcasm on steroids.

Second Hand Liberalism: Spread primarily through cable network and MSM news and talk. Warning: Do not operate motor vehicles under the influence of Second Hand Liberalism.

(shot) Across Obama's Bow: Likely to miss, what with him bent at the waist all the time!

"Sybil" Shepherd: A police dog with multiple personalities.

Uncle Sammy Claus: The beneficent person who bestows gifts on every little girl and boy in America, whether they've been bad or good, by extorting taxes from...elves, I suppose!

Unemployment: Five words that I first heard in reference to a third world country:
"Government employment is hidden unemployment."

VATheads: (Say it quickly!) People who think the American public isn't taxed enough!

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