Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Quote du jour

Using strictly Costasian logic, if there hadn't been a car for him to drive drunk, his teammate would not have died. I expect Bob Costas will be consistent and advocate the prohibition of the internal combustion engine after this.
-Proof, on Dallas Cowboy charged with intoxication manslaughter of teammate in one-car accident.

4 comments:

  1. Cars are the new KKK I'm sure.

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    1. It's the whole car culture/ booze culture/ culture culture thing!

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  2. Here, here, ban everything, but please let Costas have his.

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    1. I think sportscasters contribute to the NFL culture of violence. Let's ban sportscasters! (Or at least, give them a height requirement!)

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