Top Ten Things Bronco 'Bama Says When You Pull His String

Top Ten Things Bronco 'Bama Says When You Pull His String
10. “That’s above my pay grade.”

9. “I’m not the emperor of the United States.”

8. “‘Maybe they'll need a moat. Maybe they want alligators in the moat.”

7. "The Cambridge police acted stupidly."

6. "She is a typical white person”

5. "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today…”

4. "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."

3. "We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad."

2. "Why can't I just eat my waffle?"

1. “It’s Bush’s fault!”