Goodyear is launching a new blimp this year and they're looking for a name! The contest is here if you want to take a shot at it. Winner gets the blimp for a day, nine runners up have to settle for a new set of Goodyear tires.
It's larger than its predecessor, so "Michelle's Fat Ass" might work. Since it's a larger gas bag than the one that went before it, I'm thinking "Obama's Promises". I'd go with "Obamacare", but I think it crashed in Lakehurst, New Jersey.