Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Breaking: Hillary Clinton to Turn Personal Server Over to House Inspector General

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BREAKING NEWS
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 6:46 AM EDT

In a startling turn of events, beleaguered Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton announced from the campaign trail, that she would turn over the controversial email server she used to conduct business during her tenure as American Secretary of State, to House of Representative Inspector General, Theresa M. Grafenstine. Reached for comment, Grafenstine confirmed having been in contact with the Clinton campaign, but refused further comment.
Citing the "good of the Nation" and to do away with the black cloud hanging heavily over her campaign for president, Hillary seemingly contradicted her earlier assertion that the server was "off limits". Recent announcements that the server had been "wiped clean" also make this announcement quite a surprise,

Wow! This is a stunning development. I can't say if Hillary is just confident that the drive was so thoroughly and sufficiently scrubbed to cover any discrepancy in the email record or that the bodies are buried deeply enough so as not to convict her.

More information as it develops...

5 comments:

  1. Was that An April Fools Joke? Crap, I forgot what day it was.

    Happy Blogiversary Dude!

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  2. Is that today? Gosh, there is just so much going on in the world, I hadn't noticed! Happy AFD to you, too!

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  3. What is this April Fools joke of which you people speak? On my planet, we have no such custom! Thanks! Sorry you missed the cake!

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