Putting bacon in a salad is just a treasure hunt. -Jim Gaffigan

"Why are you in such a good mood? Did you find some more Dalmatians for your coat?" -Jim Gaffigan

As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will alw...

My five thousandth post should be something deep and profound...and have something to do with cake! This sneaked up on me a little sooner ...