Is it any coincidence that the American athletes who most disrespected the American flag failed to show up on the medal platforms of the Tok...

Leave it to the hapless Niners! They can't even hold on to last place, but it's not for want of trying. Niners dropped another game...

Funny. I saw a Tweet about the empty NFL stadiums and I said to myself, "Yeah. The NFL is a thing!" I'd totally forgotten abo...

The Arizona Cardinals, coming into the game at 3-4 are now 4-4. The 0-8 Niners, striving to get to the bottom of the NFL heap, are now 0-9....

The beat goes on! Despite a 33- 10 loss to the Eagles today, the Niners were not able to take complete control of the basement. The Browns ...

The question for This Last Saturday's Poll: HOW BADLY WOULD THE COWBOYS HAVE TO PLAY FOR THE NINERS TO BEAT THEM? Responses were evenl...

The vaunted 49er's have gone from sharing the bottom with two other teams to sharing it with just one other team. The race to the uncon...

I am told that our formerly fabulous 49er's are now sharing the bottom of the NFL rankings with only two other teams at 0 and 5 on the s...

I normally don't pause in the sports section long enough to count to one these days, but for some perverse reason, I decided to take a l...

Having blown their shot at a 14 game losing streak last week, the Hapless Niners at least showed up for their 14th loss this season. They b...

Bad news for Schadenfreuders! The two worst teams in the NFL both won today Saturday*. Browns beat the Chargers by 3. Niners squeaked b...

Thirteen!! Yea! In keeping with keeping the bad news coming, the San Francisco 49er's, in keeping with their recent traditions, manag...

Today, I made an exception to my boycott of the NFL, to take a peek* at the 1-11 Niners. They managed to lose a 14 point lead, managed to l...

Annnnnnnnd it's eleven straight! Colin Kaepernick's day ends with 4 pass yards and 5 sacks. First QB in NFL history with 5 sacks ...

"Hands up! Don't score!" Not that I was paying any attention to the NFL, but this showed up in my RSS feeds: Son of Cuban i...

The Niners are a little behind. We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you the following: Niners lose nine straight. ...

Wearing black is appropriate for mourning. On the heels of yesterday's report is yet another report on our hapless heels! Headline, dea...

Once again, not because I am following them, but I happened to glance at the sports section of today's dead tree newspaper and saw this...

I inadvertently caught the score of last week's Niner's game. The Buccaneers 'squeaked' by them 34- 17.  Poor babies! Thi...

Dear friends I have often found myself in the position of doing something odious so that you don't have to. I've sat through tedious...