Okay, folks! Really simple this year! First, the caveat that if you are prone to alcoholism, liver disease or unconsciousness, you may want to leave this to the professionals. The rules are easy:
1) Take a shot every time the president uses a personal pronoun (I, me, mine, ours).
2) Prepare for the most drunken night of your life.
3) Relax! No way you remain conscious during the entire speech!
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