Your Schadenfreude NFL/Niners Report

I normally don't pause in the sports section long enough to count to one these days, but for some perverse reason, I decided to take a look at the standings of my local NFL team. Seems that the Niners are one of four teams with an 0 and 4 record so far this season.

Hence, the only reason to watch a Niners game is...

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