Barack Sees Cling Ons in Pennsylvania

Using long range sensors from San Francisco, coincidentally, future home of the fictional Federation of Planets, Barack Obama (Barack to his friends), sensed the presence of Cling Ons in Pennsylvania, site of an upcoming primary election.

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Barack sees the bitterness of the populace to cause them to Cling On to guns and Cling On to religion, Cling On to bigotry, etc.

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It is our hope that Barack will live long and prosper...anywhere other than the White House!

cross posted at Say Anything