John Edwards was Right!

Incredible as it sounds, John “Breck Girl” Edwards, a.k.a. Silky Pony was right all along! There really are two Americas!
There’s an America where Obama tells a bunch of San Francisco liberals one thing in private and another after his remarks become public!
One America where he sits at the feet of his spiritual advisor for twenty years and another when Jeremiah “God Damn America” Wright’s remarks become public.
Are we starting to see a pattern here?

And because we’re equal opportunity types around here, there’s an America where Hillary braves sniper fire in Tuzla, with Chelsea and Sinbad, and there’s another America after the video becomes public!
One America where Bill “did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky” and another where his DNA is on a stained blue dress!

Would it be unkind to say that one of these “Americas” is a lie? Didn’t think so!

Cross posted at Say Anything