Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Barack's Lucky Charms

Oh, not just no, but hell, no! The Baraminator carries good luck charms with him?

WASHINGTON - Barack Obama trounced Hillary Rodham Clinton with the help of the Monkey King, an American eagle and a poker chip.
Obama, campaigning in New Mexico, revealed to a group of voters in a cafe the pocket full of charms that he carries with him. He said he keeps a “lucky poker chip” given to him by a voter, and an American eagle pin that was given to him by a Native American woman, saying they remind him of the people he meets along the campaign trail.


So, the American eagle pin he keeps with him at all times. The American flag pin only comes out in red states?

Obama has also carried a small gold statue of the Monkey King, revered in India because Hindus believe monkeys are descendants of the monkey god, Hanuman.


We’ve had one dim President (Carter), do we really need a superstitious President to round out the set?
BTW, in all that twenty years with Jeremiah God Damn America Wright, did he ever get around to the part about ”graven images”?

Hat tip LGF
Cross Posted at Say Anything

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