ST PETERSBURG - A Russian woman in St. Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.
... the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
...Emergency workers said the man died instantly
Lots of lessons to be learned here, guys! One: Spending too much time on the couch can kill you! Two: Best not to tick off the old lady when you're drunk. She may have other weapons than a couch at her disposal!
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Another good one. LOL. Instead of "Use a gun--and you're done!" It could be "Use a couch--and you're out!" or "People don't kill people, couches kill people." :)
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