Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Quote du jour

Stock Market Report:
Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.

-via Theo Spark

2 comments:

  1. Kind of a throw back to the old Spike Jones/ Groucho Marx school of humor.

    "Banana's coming up through the bunch. It's Cabbage by a head!"

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