Thursday, December 23, 2010

Steven Spielberg in Saving Nancy Pelosi's Privates

by the Left Coast Rebel

Hollywood provides glittering fiction and truth is often stranger than fiction. Yes, Steven Spielberg is helping Nancy clean up her far-left authoritarian Democratic image in a Hollywood sorta-way (think of it as Operation Saving Pelosi's Privates or Saving Private Pelosi or Jurassic Park Meets K Street):

(WaPo) Lawmakers say she is consulting marketing experts about building a stronger brand. The most prominent of her new whisperers is Steven Spielberg, the Hollywood director whose films have been works of branding genius. Lawmakers said Spielberg has not reported to Pelosi with a recommendation.

Spielberg has been a power player in Democratic politics for years, working on everything from President Bill Clinton's millennial celebrations to the 2008 Democratic National Convention. He endorsed Hillary Clinton in the last presidential race, but since then he's helped fundraise for President Obama.

But, the news that he is advising the leading Democrat in the House on building a strong party brand would seem to be a different -- and more expansive -- role than Spielberg has played in the past.

A more expansive role for Spielberg? Perhaps, if he can provide this level of suspension of belief then anything is possible (think of Nancy as the T-Rex and the American people as the kids stranded in the car):

If you scroll through this list of his work, please check the latest projects. I think we can assume that his work has definitely trailed off in the last decade, perhaps that explains the Spielberg/Pelosi Jurassic Park makeover?

I mean, come on, the Tinsel Town movie-magic maestro responsible for this (NSFW)..... now Queen Pelosi's errand boy/lap dog? How the mighty have fallen!

Cross posted to LCR


  1. Saving Nancy's privates? That's an image that will take bleach to remove......

  2. Didn't Spielberg also give us "1941"? Maybe there's a Dec. 7th moment in there for Nancy's boys?

  3. Randy - Yes, brain bleach is required!

    Proof - Heh!

  4. It's gonna take more than a Hollywood filmmaker to save their @sses. This may have worked a few years ago, but Americans are more sophisticated now.

    They leftwing nutballs are irreconcilable with the mainstream, so I don't know how they will pull this off...

  5. SF: Yeah. Though God knows Michael Moore has tried!