So the Democrats sucked. But not just plain old, usual politician sucked, but epic levels of suck where it’s hard to find an analogue in human history that conveys the same level of suckitude. It was sheer incompetence plus arrogance — and those things do not complement each other well. We’re talking sucking that distorts time and space like a black hole.
It’s Godzilla-smashing-through-a-city level of suck — but a really patronizing Godzilla who says you’re just too stupid and hateful to see all the buildings he’s saved or created as he smashes everything apart.
-Frank J. Fleming
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I'm glad to see Frank J getting wider exposure. He is funny in a singularly unique way.
ReplyDeleteHis Bush-Cheney stories back in the day were hilarious. I remember that one about them vandalizing John Kerry's car, or something like that... What an imagination!
Frank is funny. I thought the line about the "patronizing Godzilla who says you’re just too stupid and hateful to see all the buildings he’s saved or created as he smashes everything apart" was particularly good.
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