"Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry?"

Would you like to??? Do the Republicans need their own "Move On"? Showing all the class that they are known for, a Ron Paul supporter is adopting the Barack Obama tactic of digging up dirt on one's opponents in lieu of actually having confidence in the superiority of your candidate's ideas.

An Austin Ron Paul supporter has taken out a full-page ad in the local alt weekly newspaper seeking any "stripper ... escort ... or 'young hottie'" who has slept with Rick Perry, part of his single-minded jihad against the presidential candidate. Robert Morrow describes himself as a "self-employed investor and political activist" as well as a three-time delegate to the Texas state GOP convention. "Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?" blares the ad, placed by Morrow in this week's Austin Chronicle. "Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a 'young hottie' impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas? Contact CASH, and we will help you publicize your direct dealings with a Christian-buzzwords-spouting, 'family values' hypocrite and fraud." CASH is the Committee Against Sexual Hypocrisy, of which Morrow is president. "Is it a real group? No. It's just me," he told Salon earlier this week.

"Is it a real group? No. It's just me," Too funny! A guy willing to lie about some mythical morality group wants to criticize someone else for their morals...if only he can dig up the dirt. Mr. Morrow: We know you're a liar. Is lying one of your "family values"? I want all of Ron Paul's supporters to hold their breath until their candidate condemns this ad. They're going to look a lot like that movie Avatar, or maybe the Smurfs.