President In Absentia

No. "Absentia" isn't a country (otherwise, Michelle would have booked a flight there by now!), it's Latin for "the lights are on, but nobody's home". Don't bother calling the White House today. Barry's not home. He left for Camp David, to enjoy a four day weekend, to recover from his grueling ten day vacation after three rigorous days of campaigning.

Whew! Sometimes it's hard to figure how he ever squeezes in a game of golf at all!