#Occupy Patriarchy: "It’s a Safe House from the Sex Fiends"

And now, from those wonderful people who brought you "defecating on police cars" and "riots in the streets", we give you: "Segregation".

It’s a safe house from the sex fiends.

Zuccotti Park has become so overrun by sexual predators attacking women in the night that organizers felt compelled to set up a female-only sleeping tent yesterday to keep the sickos away.

The large, metal-framed “safety tent” -- which will be guarded by an all-female patrol -- can accommodate as many as 18 people and will be used during the day for women-only meetings, said Occupy Wall Street organizers.

Don't worry, ladies! If segregating you isn't sufficient to protect you from the evil designs of liberal men inflamed by your womanly wiles, plan "B" is to put you in a burqa.

You're welcome!

H/T Memeorandum