I was not surprised that your guys whuped my Steelers' butt. I saw this seasonal rout coming long ago. What was funny was the early lighting diversion. Whatza matter, you guys ain't got enough GREEN energy to keep the lights on? Congrats!
Scott: I'm really not sure I should be telling you this, but that was our secret weapon! You know how sometimes a team will call a time out to "ice" the other team's kicker?
We sent a maintenance guy over to the fuse box to ice your entire team for thirty minutes! Worked pretty well, didn't it?
innominatus: But it made your wife happy, didn't it?
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Our team kicked some serious butt! Hey, that's cheerleader Morgan. She's on my sidebar.
ReplyDeleteOdie: What can I say? When you're right, you're right! Nice choice in sidebars, too!
ReplyDeleteI was not surprised that your guys whuped my Steelers' butt. I saw this seasonal rout coming long ago. What was funny was the early lighting diversion. Whatza matter, you guys ain't got enough GREEN energy to keep the lights on? Congrats!
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Sincerely,
innominatus
Scott: I'm really not sure I should be telling you this, but that was our secret weapon! You know how sometimes a team will call a time out to "ice" the other team's kicker?
ReplyDeleteWe sent a maintenance guy over to the fuse box to ice your entire team for thirty minutes! Worked pretty well, didn't it?
innominatus: But it made your wife happy, didn't it?
Her cleavage is nice, but I can't seem to take my eyes off where her belly button should be, and I can't explain why....
ReplyDeleteSometimes, if an "innie" is in too deep, it's the work of a navel destroyer... (That's a Hula Hoop with a nail in it!)
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