Friday, December 9, 2011

Quote du jour

"There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they're plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get attached to them, and the third is that there are some things rats just won't do."



  1. That's where I picked up my pet lawyer. I have him in a cage getting electric shocks every time an ambulance goes by.

    What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck with sand? Not enough sand!

  2. I hesitate to play, since only 98% of lawyers give the rest a bad name...

    How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them!