I tore up my skates (remember the kind you put on and tightened with a key) to make a skateboard BEFORE skateboards were kewl so I just tip-toe to the edge now.
Reminds me of that sentence you're supposed to pronounce if you're having trouble with the letter "R": "Robert gave Richard a rap in his ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare."
I always said, "Bob gave Dick a poke in the side for not cooking the bunny enough".
And, speaking of bunnies, this little guy was outside my hotel north of Denver yesterday...
I guess I should famiiarize myself with the 5 signs of sometimer's disease. BTW, he's precious. Every morning when I get up and look out my window in the den I see at least six or so fuzzballs hopping around. If I keep looking over time I may not be able to count their numbers. You know what they say about bunnies...
I guess what really got my attention with this little guy was that he didn't seem overly afraid of humans (he should have run off like a rocket!) and he was perilously close to civilization. Not a good combination.
We are skating right up to the edge of PG-13 here, aren't we?
ReplyDeleteI tore up my skates (remember the kind you put on and tightened with a key) to make a skateboard BEFORE skateboards were kewl so I just tip-toe to the edge now.
ReplyDelete"an old friend he said, if you're not on the edge, you're taking up way too much space" -Scott Kirby, Lucky By Me
ReplyDeleteCongrats on being on the avant-garde of skateboarding!
I don’t want to be
ReplyDeletetoo avant-garde and run the risk of being misunderstood.
Just stick to the cutting edge of societal evolution...
ReplyDeleteI represent your simian insult sir.
ReplyDeleteSorry! I was quoting Rush Limbaugh!
ReplyDeleteAccording to Al Sharptongue he's Rush Limbo.
ReplyDelete"Resist we much".
ReplyDeleteDid you say that with mush in your mouth? If not, try it again.
ReplyDeleteNo, but I had soot on my suit from Freddy's Fashion Mart. Does that count??
ReplyDeleteOnly if you can say "I am a sheet slitter. I slit sheets. I'm the best sheet slitter that ever slitted sheets."
ReplyDeleteReminds me of that sentence you're supposed to pronounce if you're having trouble with the letter "R":
ReplyDelete"Robert gave Richard a rap in his ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare."
I always said, "Bob gave Dick a poke in the side for not cooking the bunny enough".
And, speaking of bunnies, this little guy was outside my hotel north of Denver yesterday...
Is there a picture mon frare?
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ReplyDeleteI guess I should famiiarize myself with the 5 signs of sometimer's disease. BTW, he's precious. Every morning when I get up and look out my window in the den I see at least six or so fuzzballs hopping around. If I keep looking over time I may not be able to count their numbers. You know what they say about bunnies...
ReplyDeleteI guess what really got my attention with this little guy was that he didn't seem overly afraid of humans (he should have run off like a rocket!) and he was perilously close to civilization. Not a good combination.
ReplyDeleteHe knew he could trust you. Gonna go fix me some vittles. I have a rumbly in my tumbly. Have a good day buddy!
ReplyDeleteVictuals are good. Have them regularly! TTYL
ReplyDeleteI never found that walking the shore, yet.
ReplyDeleteLife is a beach, Admiral!
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