Ashley is definitely a hot Nebraska babe. Thanks, Proof.
Say, isn't it time we put together a "Curves" post for Curmudgeon over on her site while she's away? If you need some help with that, I could send some sample themes over, but I would require temporary access to her liquor cabinet. A little whiskey helps with such things, you know. ;) Of course, she's probably got nothing but Champagne and Grey Goose over there...
I screwed up Monday and missed my chance to put a Proofessional twist on the curves franchise. If she doesn't sneak back into town by Sunday, I won't make that mistake twice!
In a way. When I linked to your Ashley Greene post in tomorrow's Saturday's Best of the Web*, I thought the name looked awfully familiar. Then, I realized it was because I had already queued up this weeks FNB a week or so before. I try to keep the regular features queued up at least a week or two in advance, lest I run into any problems. (I've had some Saturday Night Music posts up up to six months in advance.) Then, as time permits, I fill in with the topical stuff.
Besides, there's plenty of Ashley to go around! Heh.
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ReplyDeleteAshley is definitely a hot Nebraska babe. Thanks, Proof.
ReplyDeleteSay, isn't it time we put together a "Curves" post for Curmudgeon over on her site while she's away? If you need some help with that, I could send some sample themes over, but I would require temporary access to her liquor cabinet. A little whiskey helps with such things, you know. ;) Of course, she's probably got nothing but Champagne and Grey Goose over there...
I screwed up Monday and missed my chance to put a Proofessional twist on the curves franchise. If she doesn't sneak back into town by Sunday, I won't make that mistake twice!
ReplyDeleteSo, you're saying she's well marbled??
ReplyDeleteAh took a page from my book huh?
ReplyDeleteIn a way. When I linked to your Ashley Greene post in tomorrow's Saturday's Best of the Web*, I thought the name looked awfully familiar. Then, I realized it was because I had already queued up this weeks FNB a week or so before. I try to keep the regular features queued up at least a week or two in advance, lest I run into any problems. (I've had some Saturday Night Music posts up up to six months in advance.) Then, as time permits, I fill in with the topical stuff.
ReplyDeleteBesides, there's plenty of Ashley to go around! Heh.
What a coincidence. My Rule 5are all done for 2015.
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