Girls With Guns
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"It's like watching a bunch of monkeys try to hump a doorknob."
" (Max) Boot’s intellectual erosion as a historian and analyst is a valuable warning of stage-four Trump Derangement Syndrome. I offer that diagnosis with regret given I once knew and liked Boot. But his commentary over the last three years has become sadly unhinged."-Victor Davis Hanson
"True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less."― C.S. Lewis
Who knew that Big Brother would be replaced with Little Sister?-Mike B, on the six story Greta Thunberg mural in San Francisco
In Israel they have the Dead Sea. They say it's the deadest thing on the planet. They have never met Joe Biden.-Katie Hopkins
“It is ironic that liberals are obsessing about foreign interference in our elections when the truth is that many foreigners are voting here illegally and any effort to prevent that is halted by the Democrats. The canard that voter ID requirements alienate voters has to be put to rest. Picture IDs are routinely required at banks, hotels, even grocery stores. Shouldn’t elections be held to a higher standard?”-Alicia Colon
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city.
And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:) To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.
And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us.
And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger.
"There's no mistletoe hanging on my door this year.
There's no Christmas gifts scattered 'round my floor this year.
I've done all my shopping at the liquor store this year.
And I'll be drinking Christmas dinner all alone!"
"Does your report vindicate Mr. (James) Comey?"-Sen. John Kennedy
"It doesn't vindicate anyone at the FBI that touched this, including the leadership."-Michael Horowitz
If you will select me the grossest specimen of humanity, if he be but born of woman, I will have hope of him yet, because Jesus Christ is come to seek and to save sinners.-Charles H. Spurgeon
You propose compensating families of illegals who are separated at the border? We don't compensate American citizens separated from their children because of crimes they commit. The idea that we'd do so for foreign national lawbreakers is borderline insane.-Mike B, to St. Pete Buttigieg
“We’re spiraling towards a debate stage that could have six people with no diversity whatsoever.”-Cory Booker
“It’s time for an economic revolution. Capitalism today is failing us, killing us, and robbing from our children’s future.”-Mark Ruffalo
"Ruffalo’s net worth is about $30 million and he made about $6 million for the last Avengers movie. For a guy who hates capitalism and the profit motive, he sure is good at it."-Jim Geraghty
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?- Stephen Fry
"Speaker Nancy Pelosi is trying to impeach him (Trump). I don't mean any disrespect, but it must suck to be that dumb!"-Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA)
"It would have been more profitable for theaters showing the feminist Charlie’s Angels reboot to replace it with a mime act, a snail eating contest, or the national conference of Blacks for Buttigieg."- Daniel Greenfield
The big takeaway from Impeachment Theater is that American voters have influence over a much smaller portion of the federal government than they believed. Washington is a feudal bureaucratic empire with a small suggestion box.-John Hayward
Earth should be a temple filled with the songs of grateful saints, and every day should be a censor smoking with the sweet incense of thanksgiving.-Charles H. Spurgeon
The lights on the house,-Mike B
LEDs, they're like icicles.
(Feel like I rode 20 miles on my bicycle!)
Solar lights circle the palm tree's circumference
(Oh, yeah! Like I have a rhyme for circumference!)
The wreath on the front door is covered in bells
Decorations are done!
Joyeux Noël!
"...the average American doesn't think that we have to completely tear down the system and remake it. And I think it is important for us not to lose sight of that."-Barack Obama
"When you Google "Virgin" and "space travel", the first page that comes up is a Star Trek convention."-Joe DiVito