Here Come The Left's Replacements For Dr. Seuss Books:
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"If something cannot go on forever, it will stop."-Herb Stein
Senator Elizabeth Warren was campaigning for president in Iowa where she rolled out her signature proposal she called Universal Child Care. Believe it or not, it's been tried before. Baby Boomers had universal child care when we were growing up in the Fifties, it was called parents.-Argus Hamilton
"But seriously, I think we should treat all of our presidents like stars...if their ratings are low, we should be able to cancel them!"-Bob Hope
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but sometimes it gets bruised in the process!-Mike B
We live in the most privileged time in the most prosperous nation and we’ve become completely blind to it. Vehicles, food, technology, freedom to associate with whom we choose. These things are so ingrained in our American way of life we don’t give them a second thought. We are so well off here in the United States that our poverty line begins 31 times above the global average. Thirty. One. Times. Virtually no one in the United States is considered poor by global standards. Yet, in a time where we can order a product off Amazon with one click and have it at our doorstep the next day, we are unappreciative, unsatisfied, and ungrateful.-Alyssa Ahlgren
"At least now we know how Michael Avenatti got into law school"-Jimmy Failla, on the college bribery scandal
"This country has racism ingrained in its bones. The original sin of this country is slavery. That started from the beginning of our DNA."- David Burstein
STOCKTON — A thick, billowy plume of black smoke visible for miles scarred an otherwise pristine blue sky over the Port of Stockton on Monday afternoon, caused by a stubborn, wind-blown fire at... a recycling center.
...The blaze was fueled mostly by pallets of paper, plastics and other recyclables.
"We live in a society where if you don't have a job, you're left to die."-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
"White guilt" is not the feeling of guilt, white guilt is acting guiltily because you are terrorized by being seen as a racist.-Shelby Steele
"Economic inequality" is a funny thing. When I was born, there was economic inequality between me and my parents. For decades they were far wealthier than I, although their income was quite modest.-Mike B.
When they passed, after a modest inheritance, we still weren't economic equals.
"Smile when you say that, pardner."- Owen Wister, The Virginian
"Given our current budget realities, the federal government cannot fund every worthy program, particularly those that enjoy robust support from private donations."-Betsy DeVos
“I want to talk about the political influence in this country that says it is okay for people to push for allegiance to a foreign country.”-Ilhan Omar
"Taxation with representation ain't so hot either."-Gerald Barzan
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.- Herman Wouk
"As a taxpayer, you are required to be fully in compliance with the United States Tax Code, which is currently the size and weight of the Budweiser Clydesdales."— Dave Barry