Top Ten Things You Might Find in a Pharaoh's Tomb

Number Ten: 6,000 year old kitty litter

Number Nine: World's Greatest Mummy mug

Number Eight: Ticket stub from Ben-Hur

Number Seven: Keys to Dad's chariot

Number Six: A copy of "Hieroglyphics for Dummies"

Number Five: Cleopatra's cell number

Number Four: Asp prints

Number Three: 47 Ace bandages

Number Two: personalized Ankh-le bracelet

And the Number one thing you might find in a Pharaoh's tomb?


A Pyramid scheme!