Democrat Suicide Squad

AOC Plays Hide 'N Seek With the Facts

Her biggest problem so far is learning to count to 100...

AOC is Not Animated...Or IS She??

Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

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"We live in a society where if you don't have a job, you're left to die."

-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

So, the unemployment office is like the "elephant's graveyard"?

The Prophetess

Where the Woke Things Are

Yesterday, on Twitter, they had this marvelous hashtag: #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks, when I thought of one I didn't have time to 'shop. So here it is belatedly.

On the Cover of Rolling Stone

Buffy the Empire Slayer

Alexandria O'Crazy-O Cortez

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"This is going to be the New Deal, the Great Society, the moon shot, the civil-rights movement of our generation.”

- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Funny! JFK at least knew which moon he was going to!

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"There's a lot of people more concerned about being precisely, factually, semantically correct than about being morally right."

-Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Unable to walk and chew gum, Sandy dismisses the fact that someone could be and should be equally concerned about both.

Hold On to Your Rubber Duckie!

Children's Television Workshop has a new program to explain the #GreenNewDeal to children:

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"Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs"

-noted economics expert Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Only unemployment counts 'people', not how many jobs there are!

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"Once you get to, like, the tippy tops on your ten millionth dollar..."

-renowned financial expert Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, on what should constitute the highest tax bracket in the US

That Face! Where Have I Seen That Face???

The Pirates of Pittance

I am the very model of a modern major socialist
I've studied economics, but too many classes I have missed.

I know the triple chambers of the Congress categorical,
From Speaker of the House unto Vice President Al Goreical.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters quite bartenderial,
I may look like an intern, but I'm really quite shmendrikial,

My policies may look like they are mostly Venezuel-e-an
But also quite correctly you can say just how 'cray cray' I am.

(With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: "Hail Hydra!"

...or the DNC. Whatever!

Just Seven More to Go!

Toto, I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore!

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle...