Showing posts with label David Burge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Burge. Show all posts

Friday, June 8, 2018

Quote du jour

"Another favorite is "controversial," the wonder word that makes something innocuous sound criminal and makes something criminal sound innocuous."
-David Burge

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Quote du jour

"To help poor children, I am going to launch flaming accordions into the Grand Canyon."

"That's stupid."

"WHY DO YOU HATE POOR CHILDREN?"
-David Burge

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Quote du jour

"Go to college" is to education what "put things in your mouth" is to cuisine.
-David Burge

Friday, February 10, 2012

Quote du jour

"Bad news: without 100 watt bulbs, no more Easy Bake Ovens. Good news: you can use a Chevy Volt instead."

-David Burge

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Quote du jour

Know who else inherited an economy from George Bush? Rick Perry.

-David Burge (Iowahawk)

Saturday, August 6, 2011