A Three Hour Tour!

David Hogg is the Dollar General version of Greta Thunburg...*

*from a Twitter comment

Double-0 Hogg

Guess who was invited to the White House Correspondents Dinner? It's okay that he's not a journalist. Apparently nobody else there was either!

David Hogg Gets Career Counseling

Logic is not David Hogg's Long Suit

It's been just over 2 months. We have walked out of school and now, on 4/20, we walk out everywhere. No matter where you are - if it's home, school, or work - walk out. Gun violence can happen anywhere at anytime.

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) April 15, 2018

"Gun violence can happen anywhere at anytime." As Artie Johnson might have said, "Verrrrry interesting!" Wasn't his whole shtick, his and the Cuban-dictator-loving teeny boppers he hung out with, that "We don't feel safe in schools anymore!" ? "We're afraid to go back to class until this 'gun violence' threat is addressed!" And now, young Hogg is telling us that he is every bit as safe in class, on those rare occasions he actually attends, as he is in his bedroom playing video games. Badly.

More accurately, he is at no higher risk in class than he is everywhere else. Statistically (I know, David! Math is hard!) at lower risk than he would be anywhere else. School shootings are rare. Unlike the poor tormented lad David's friends bullied, most people, even hardened criminals, are averse to shooting children.

The anti-gunners are fond of quoting national statistic on 'gun violence', yet most of it takes place in large cities under Democrat leadership. Most of them with stringent gun control laws. Criminals do not faithfully obey the law. One of the things that makes even a 'routine' traffic stop so potentially dangerous, is that the criminal illegally carrying an illegal gun is more likely to ignore laws about current registration and functional taillights, too. The police officer who pulled you over for an outdated tag has no idea how many laws you've already broken or are prepared to break.

Since the illustrious Mr. Hogg has admitted that he is no less safe in school as he is "anywhere" else, I propose he should go back to class. Once he graduates, he should find a community college, where he will undoubtedly be placed in a 'bonehead' English course. This is not a cheap shot. Colleges have known for years that high schools are doing a micturating poor job of teaching English that will serve them in a college level educational environment. Mr. Hogg is no exception.

After a year or two of junior college, he may find himself better equipped to successfully apply to an institute of higher learning. Then, maybe he might take a course in logic.

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Just Sayin'

I Thought I'd Seen This Guy Somewhere Before!

Why Doesn't David Hogg Like His New Backpack?

14:59...and 15:00!

That Face! Where Have I Seen That Face?