Quote du jour

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”

― Erma Bombeck

Quote du jour

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

-Erma Bombeck

Bonus Quote du jour

"When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway."

— Erma Bombeck