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A celebrity is a person who works hard to become known then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

-Fred Allen

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"The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand."

-Fred Allen

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“You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, stick it in the navel of a flea, and still have room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent’s heart.”

-Fred Allen