Quote du jour

"Everybody makes mistakes"
Fact check: True ☑️
"We learn from our mistakes"
Fact check: Assumes facts not in evidence❌

-Gavin Newsom

Newsom's Solutions

Dirty Gavin

Newsom signed an executive order to ban the sale of gasoline powered vehicles after 2035. Good luck with that

Quote du jour

"There's a stain on our country."

-Gavin Newsom

He needs to lift his eyes from the poop stained sidewalks of San Francisco!

"Works Pretty Well, Doesn't It?"

A man is sitting on a park bench, tearing his newspaper into strips and throwing them in the air, when a policeman walks up to him and asks what on earth he is doing. The man replies, "Keeping the elephants away of course!"

The policeman replies, "That's absurd, there are no elephants here!" To which the man replies, "Works Pretty Well, Doesn't It?"

I'm reminded of that old joke when I hear that Gavin Newsom is predicting that 56% of Californians will be infected with COVID-19 in the next two months. When the outbreak is done, so long as the number infected is less than half the state, Newsom will contend that his leadership "Works Pretty Well, Doesn't It?"

Quote du jour

"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics"

-Gavin Newsom, California governor

Riddle Me This...

There's poop on my sidewalks,

and junkies' old needles,

I'm more like the Stones

and less like the Beatles: What am I?

Not Paid For By a Political Candidate

It Was Either That or "Newsom is Gruesome"