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"Some days I honestly suspect that Obamacare was just Obama’s way of putting everybody on his enemies list."

-Harvey Harvelson

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White House press secretary Josh Earnest: the agreement “will be a significant constraint on Iran’s nuclear program.”

Significant constraint? They needed a straightjacket. We put them in a hula hoop.

-Harvey Harvelson (IMAO)

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“America’s coming back. And I’m going to be on your side every step of the way.”

—President Barack Obama

“On your side, like a remora on a shark.”

-Harvey Harvelson

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A new Arizona State study shows that some women actually gain weight after starting an exercise regimen.

Even worse, they have more stamina to hunt you down if you notice out loud.

- Harvey Harvelson

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A new poll shows that 65% of Americans want the next president to pursue policies and programs that are different from President Obama’s.

The other 35% said they want THIS President to do that, too.

-Harvey Harvelson

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An unexplained crop circle in California has some people claiming it was made by aliens from another planet.

Of course, we’ll never know for sure, since we aren’t allowed to ask about their immigration status.

-Harvey Harvelson

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Michelle Obama’s holiday suggestion: “make it a Christmas treat around the table to talk about a little health care”.

Does it count if you talk about that one guy who went around curing the lame and the blind for free?

- Harvey Harvelson

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New York City recently went 7 straight days without a single murder.

What happened? Did they put the government in charge of killing people?

- Harvey Harvelson (IMAO)