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“Never did I expect a guy like this, the head of a country, to blatantly lie to your face, and then not only lie to your face, then lie about the fact that he never lied. Then lie again about the next lie he told. There used to be a time when you would worship the president, even if you didn’t like him. You knew he told the truth because he’s the president of a country. Now, he’s the only guy in America who would have the nerve to lie this much."

-Jackie Mason, on Barack Obama

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"When you see ‘brilliant woman’ every day, and if you’re not involved in politics, you assume she must be a brilliant woman, because you’re reading it every day in the paper. So they invented her as some kind of a genius and nobody is studying the situation to find out what she really is. What she really is is an empty-headed person who accomplished nothing all her life."

-Jackie Mason, on Hillary Clinton

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"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."

-Jackie Mason