Showing posts with label Jim Gaffigan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jim Gaffigan. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Quote du jour

Putting bacon in a salad is just a treasure hunt.
-Jim Gaffigan

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Quote du jour

"Why are you in such a good mood? Did you find some more Dalmatians for your coat?"
-Jim Gaffigan

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Quote du jour

As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.
-Jim Gaffigan

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Celebrating Five Thousand (and Seven) Posts: Will There Be Cake?



My five thousandth post should be something deep and profound...and have something to do with cake!

This sneaked up on me a little sooner than I thought! The actual 5,000th post was Sic Transit Gloria Americanus?