Best Oscar: Warren's Piece

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President Obama gave a big speech on the Middle East. The leaders from the Middle East said, “You have touched our hearts, and from now on we shall have peace.” And Obama said, “Really?” and they said, “No, but the look on your face was priceless.”

-Jimmy Kimmel

'Worst Twerking Fail Ever' Video was a Hoax (Just Like I Said!)

You may have seen the "Twerking Fail" video. Apparently 9 million people saw it in a week. A couple of my fellow bloggers posted it, but it didn't pass the smell test with me, and I went on the record saying so. Let me just say that it is a terrible burden being right all the time!


The camera angle was a bit peculiar and the fact that the front of her pant leg caught fire after the back of her pant leg supposedly hit the candles, all off camera, was a bit suspicious. And then, there was the size of the flames. It didn't look like mere denim burning, it looked like some kind of an accelerant was used. In fact, it looked to me like the kind of flames you see when people do a human torch stunt. Jimmy Kimmel has now come forth and claimed responsibility for the stunt.

Epic 'Twerk Fail' Video Turns Out to Be a Hoax Masterminded by Jimmy Kimmel

Cross posted at LCR

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Education Secretary Arne Duncan announced that he will stay at the White House for President Obama’s second term. He said his mission is to make the U.S. number one in education, and won’t stop until our students are doing gooder.

- Jimmy Kimmel

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“There’s a term for President Obama. Probably not two terms.”

-Jimmy Kimmel

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“A new poll shows that disapproval of Congress is at an all-time high. Eighty-two percent of Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing and the other 18 percent weren’t home when the question was asked.”

–Jimmy Kimmel

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“President Obama said that even though we’ve been downgraded, we’re still a AAA nation. Unfortunately, he meant in the minor league baseball sense.”

–Jimmy Kimmel