Ode to Mom

Mother's Day...

it often blows.

Here's your gift card,

straight from Lowe's!

(I like Lowe's! But telling Mom to pick out her own gift at a big box home improvement store might lose something in translation.)

Happy Mother's Day!

Love 'em if you've got 'em!

Mother's Day Quote du jour

"I would say that if you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them!"

-Reese Witherspoon

Happy Mother's Day!

Love 'em while you've got 'em!

Always Listen to Your Mother!

"Don't open the door to strangers!"

- Mama bin Laden

Happy Mother's Day!

Hug 'em if you've got 'em!